To :: Santa

Santa Claus
Gift Making Pte Ltd
1 Blizzard Road #01-01
Red Brick Towers (in the middle of nowhere)
North Pole 111111

Dear Santa,

Re: Gifts

I have been quite a good girl this year. But, something has been bugging me and I am not looking forward to this year's Christmas. When Christmas arrives, it means that term is going to start soon and I have to fight it out with fellow students for modules to take. This means that I have the possibility of getting a lousy timetable. This is such a headache. I like school but I dOon't wantttt to go through this againnnn. However, this is an inevitable situation, so could you please make me happy by fulfilling my wish ? Enclosed below is a copy of my wishlist.

Thank you very much.

Yours Sincerely,
tulips-are-red encls

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ATTN: Santa Claus

tulips-are-red's Wish List

1) 1 million dollars (i accept payment by Nets only; it must be in USD or POUNDS)
2) a halter-type vest (ref to 77th Street stores for design)
3) y-shaped suspenders
4) a car (do not need to be so powerful, 1.6cc will do)
5) to be pimple-free
6) a nice pair of lady's slippers (similar to the one i used to wear to sch)
7) a brown belt with big buckle
8) a stalk of sunflower that will not wither for all eternity
9) a trip to japan or any part of france (all-expenses covered)

That should be all. for now. Thank you Santa!

p.s it's okie if you can't get all of them. item no.1 should be enough.